WHAT MAKES A PERFECT UNIT OF TELEVISION

  1. Some suspense but not too much
    Who will win Chopped!?
  2. You kind of dislike everybody on the show, but not too much
    Why is everyone on House Hunters so obsessed with having a bathtub?!
  3. You can miss the beginning of the show and not really care that much.
    Oh he's at another drive in, diner, or dive!
  4. You can miss the ending of the show and not really care that much.
    Oh we missed who won Ninja Warrior regionals. Oh well.