1. Professional Colorer...
    both in and out of lines
  2. Teacher...
    the kind that shows movies the day before spring break but also inspires at least one student to become a Constitutional Scholar.
  3. Constitutional Scholar...
    about the time I read To a Kill A Mockingbird, the biography of T. Jefferson and Profiles In Courage
  4. Writer for Letterman
  5. Writer for Sesame Street
    Less stress (muppets!); more long term impact (literacy!)
  6. Back-Up Singer for The Boss...
    about the time I followed his E Street band reunion tour across the country -- just in case he needed a fill-in.
  7. Steve Martin's Assistant (which sounds better than stalker)
  8. A Reality star...without the show
  9. Well-Rested.