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I only tell these stories to provide comic relief.
  1. How many kids?
    At the beginning of the date he told me he had one child. By the end of the date he was talking about his three kids (with three separate baby mommas). He also added the little gem that he doesn't see them that often because he's busy. What a winner.
  2. What?
    He did not speak English which is the only language I speak. It was very hard to communicate. I just smiled and nodded to whatever he said...I may have agreed to marry him.
  3. DTF
    Gotta love an online message that only says DTF when his profile talked about finding a long term relationship. My response was "Does this actually work?". He did not respond.