Mississippi decided it was more important to pass a law about open containers than make domestic violence a reason for divorce. Here's what they are probably working on instead.
  1. Bring back Dueling!
    Hell why not? Second amendment!
  2. Build a wall preventing Arkansas from invading
  3. Campaign to make "Birth of a Nation" the official state movie.
  4. Plan to flood streets of Jackson instead of fixing them, thereby creating the "Venice of the South"
  5. Yazoo Clay Subway to nowhere
  6. Confederate Heritage Year
  7. Building a moat filled with Alligators to prevent democrats from visiting the Governor's Mansion
  8. Proposal to make "Goodnight Moon" the official state book
  9. Legalization of Opium dens
  10. Bill to fund edumication