1. Burritos the size of your face
  2. Stools where my 5'2" frame can actually rest its feet on the floor
  3. Green Tobasco
  4. Slogany napkins and cups
  5. Guac
  6. Kids meals minus bullshit toy that will just rot for eternity on the floor of my van
  7. Sneeze guard to yell over making the dining experience more European