Unintentionally Sexual Things My Shoulder Surgeon Said to Me Yesterday

  1. "Its the biggest I've ever handled"
  2. "I can swab that real quickly for you"
  3. "Did you like it last time?"
  4. "It requires full frontal...."
  5. "We'll make it happen to your liking"
  6. "Lets get you done as soon as we can fit it in"