ANNOYING THINGS THAT PEOPLE WHO CAN TOUCH TYPE DO

  1. Make a big point of staring at something other than their keyboard while typing.
  2. I get it you were trained as a typist. So much wow!
  3. Are you actually just typing garbage?
  4. There's an insane person in this cafe typing garbage and staring distantly at the ceiling.
  5. That garbage may be a screenplay, or keyboard mash.
  6. Which will be more readable?