QUALITIES OF MY DREAM REPUBLICAN PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE

  1. Carly Fiorina's cheekbones
  2. Rick Perry's smart person glasses
  3. Jeb!s impressive forehead
  4. The pointy attentive ears of Ted Cruz and Bobby Jindal
  5. Scott Walker's ability to wrinkle Jeb!s forehead.
  6. Lyndsey Graham's excellent hair.
  7. Basically just that they be Donald Trump
  8. (I'm serious about this so I did a photoshop mockup)