QUALITIES OF MY DREAM REPUBLICAN PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE
- •Carly Fiorina's cheekbones
- •Rick Perry's smart person glasses
- •Jeb!s impressive forehead
- •The pointy attentive ears of Ted Cruz and Bobby Jindal
- •Scott Walker's ability to wrinkle Jeb!s forehead.
- •Lyndsey Graham's excellent hair.
- •Basically just that they be Donald Trump
- •(I'm serious about this so I did a photoshop mockup)