things found under friends' parents' beds

snooping from elementary- high school (90s——)
  1. chicken carcass
  2. Cowboy hat with a snakeskin tie
  3. porn on VHS
  4. dead mice
  5. Dildos, vibrators, and anal beads
  6. fish bones spilling out of tupperware
  7. ziplocks full of 1lb+ marijuana
  8. ice packs oozing blue chemicals
  9. handgun
  10. stack of Playboys
    [i took these]
  11. Hostess mini-muffins
  12. sand
  13. neon yellow softballs