13 things not to do on Friday the 13th

Or Do... Cause you know it's all BS anyway
  1. 1.
    Step on a crack
    Go ahead break your mommas back
  2. 2.
    Walk under a ladder
  3. 3.
    Pick up a bad penny
    If it's tails up its bad?
  4. 4.
    Let a black cat cross you
    What if you own a black cat?
  5. 5.
    Sweep your feet
    Go to jail?
  6. 6.
    A goldfish in the house brings bad luck
    Really? I mean really?
  7. 7.
    Don't answer a witches question today cause she can take your first born
    How many Moms are like... Where the witch at?
  8. 8.
    Don't exit the house by a different door than entered
  9. 9.
    Don't go breaking mirrors
    7 years bad luck
  10. 10.
    Don't play with fire today or you'll pee the bed tonight
    Someone said this to me yesterday ... Googled it and it's a thing
  11. 11.
    Don't rock an empty rocking chair
    It's bad luck
  12. 12.
    Don't put new shoes on the bed or table
    Bad luck
  13. 13.
    Don't sleep on a table
    Cause apparently it's also bad luck and murder on the back.