Why I Can't Get Into Le Bain

  1. My shoes aren't fashionable enough
  2. There is a "private" party for NJ residents
  3. I am not with enough girls
  4. I am not with enough hot girls
  5. I am with too many gays
  6. The party promoter is on too many drugs
  7. The line for crepes is too long
  8. There is chlamydia in the hot tub
  9. I do not want a $675 bottle of Smirnoff
  10. I mainly speak English
  11. I like lists more than coke