1. You will never close the bathroom door again.
    Occasionally I have people over and get very confused about why my bathroom is so small and claustrophobic.
  2. Pants? What are pants?
  3. Bras
    Future sagginess increased significantly when I stopped having roommates.
  4. I have an entire cupboard of tea.
    No one can tell me that this is ridiculous.
  5. I cannot get mad at anyone for their living habits.
    The mess is always your own mess. The dishes are always your dishes. All the dirt is yours which makes it inherently less disgusting.