FEELINGS I HAD AS I WALKED TO MY ILLEGALLY PARKED CAR

The walk to find out if you have a parking ticket is a really tough journey.
  1. I've been illegally parked for an hour and a half
  2. This is a tense moment
  3. Illegally parking is the only illegal thing I've done since I turned 21
  4. I must have some form of rebellion.....right???
  5. Gotta live on the edge somehow
  6. OH SHIT THERES A GUY I TALKED TO ON TINDER
  7. Okay I'm approaching the car
  8. THE GODS HAVE SPOKEN I DONT HAVE A PARKING TICKET