SERIOUS PROBLEMS I HAVE WITH THE OG STAR WARS TRILOGY

I've been watching episodes 4-6 with my dad in prep for episode 7. Here are some thoughts.
  1. For every 5 minutes of plot development there's 20 minutes of battle.
    Battles don't interest me therefore I spent the majority of the movie not paying attention.
  2. Where the ladies at?
    THERE IS ONLY ONE FEMALE CHARACTER IN ALL 3 MOVIES
  3. Harrison Ford is clothed
    Serious problem. Why do they even bother just take 'em off young Harrison
  4. But actually there's only 1 female character
  5. That line in return of the Jedi with Leia tells Han Solo to hold her
    Lol
  6. Why doesn't luke skywalker get any lovin'
    The nerd deserves some too, you know
  7. WHERE R THE FEMALE CHARACTERS