THINGS I'M STILL EMBARRASSED ABOUT

  1. The time I ruined the ending of Crash to my entire fourth grade class
  2. Everything that happened in orchestra in the ninth grade
  3. When I accidentally made a racist comment and immediately regretted it a few months ago
  4. I told a boy I loved him in the fourth grade because he did his math hw which meant our table got points.
  5. Once I was hugging my friend and called him the name of my best platonic male friend at the time. It was 6 years ago.
  6. Farted in front of the wrong person 3 years ago.
  7. Every guy I tried to date freshman year of college.