STUFF I WOULD LIKE TO SEE IN EPISODE VII

  1. Admiral Ackbar giving a Patton-esque speech in front of a giant flag
  2. A Jizz band
  3. Han Solo referring to the Ewoks with fear and reverence as a great warrior species
  4. A Stormtrooper once again shaking something off as "outgassing"
  5. Princess Leia taking zero shit. None.
  6. Nothing bad happening to any of the new characters since they are adorable.
  7. No Boba Fett
  8. Lots of Dengar