Things to Bring to a Deserted Island

Just in case.
  1. Chapstick
  2. Spoon/fork/knife contraption
    Has this been invented? A Swiss army knife?
  3. Travel sized pillow.
    Sand/leaf/stick pillows are not ergonomically correct.
  4. Phone?
    ...but honestly, I'll get annoyed with not being able to upload Snaps. And also Candy Crush gets boring, tbh.
  5. Werther's Original
    Probs from Costco.
  6. The Black Stallion
    The actual horse.
  7. Ulysses by James Joyce.
    Guaranteed to last the whole trip.
  8. Set of pencil crayons
    To draw your isolation
  9. Cool hat
    Maybe something from Anthropologie