THINGS I SAY TO MYSELF BEFORE ANSWERING THE PHONE AT WORK

I say them to myself, but I definitely say them loud enough for others to hear
  1. "Oh god"
    Possibly the most used statement
  2. Ugh 😒
  3. Really?? This early?
    Usually said anytime between the hours of 8:30am-5:00pm
  4. Aw man!
    Crossing my fingers it's a short question