Jokes My Nephew Thinks Are Hilarious

He's five …
  1. Pete and Repeat went on a boat. Pete fell out. Who's left? (Repeat. Forever. And ever.)
  2. What do ghosts like on their oatmeal? BOO-berries.
  3. Where do bees stop to use the bathroom? A BP station.
  4. Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Aw, don't cry, it's only a joke.
  5. Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He didn't have the guts.