10 DUMB AND DUMBER QUOTES I SAY WAY TOO MUCH

I think I'm getting into a theme here. This movie is my comfort blanket/spirit animal. Spend 15 minutes with me and you'll prolly hear one of these. Expect a Vol 2 on this one at some point.
  1. That John Denver was full of shit
  2. I just figured she was a raging alcoholic
  3. Kick his ass, Seabass
  4. Been suckin' back on grandpa's old cough medicine?
  5. It's ok..I'm a limo driver
  6. Big gulps huh? Well, see ya later
  7. I was just shaving
  8. Mmm that sounds good, I'll have that
  9. I can get 70 miles to the gallon on this hog
  10. I desperately wanna make love to a school boy