Fruits... ranked according to how loud they are to eat

  1. 1.
    Apples
    CRUNCH...munch, munch, munch... CRUNCH...
  2. 2.
    Pears
    It looks like a dry fruit from the outside, but you end up having to slurp up all the juice before it runs down your hands.
  3. 3.
    Peach/nectarine
    Also slurpy.
  4. 4.
    Pineapple
    It's got a real crunch to it, surprisingly.
  5. 5.
    Strawberries
    Getting quieter...still crunchy.
  6. 6.
    Blueberries
    It's really just the seeds that make a sound!
  7. 7.
    Bananas
    Soft AF. You're good, fam.