1. Apples
    CRUNCH...munch, munch, munch... CRUNCH...
  2. Pears
    It looks like a dry fruit from the outside, but you end up having to slurp up all the juice before it runs down your hands.
  3. Peach/nectarine
    Also slurpy.
  4. Pineapple
    It's got a real crunch to it, surprisingly.
  5. Strawberries
    Getting quieter...still crunchy.
  6. Blueberries
    It's really just the seeds that make a sound!
  7. Bananas
    Soft AF. You're good, fam.