Requested by B.J. Novak

FEARS ABOUT GROWING UP

I'm 14
  1. What are taxes and how do they work
  2. How do I get a job
  3. I have to make money which is hard
  4. What will I do for 50+ years do I just do my job and then live in an old person home for 20+ years
  5. Having kids seems like a struggle
  6. Giving birth seems painful
  7. I don't want to grow up
  8. People won't feel pity for me and give me free things anymore because I'm no longer "just a kid"
  9. I DONT WANT TO GROW UP