WHAT I HEARD AROUND HIGH SCHOOL TODAY

  1. "But like, Hitler was a Jew too."
  2. "No but like, what was the Bell Jar REALLY about?"
  3. "Honestly, Sylvia Plath and I just have so much in common."
  4. "Haha yo we should cop that fresh swag after school today." "Word."
  5. "I hate high school"-me