AUDITIONING FOR COMMERCIALS BE LIKE:
I'm not mad at it because it's afforded me a lot but sometimes I'm just like "REALLY?"
- •Bring my cat? Sure!This happened for a cat food commercial and my cat was naturally horrified and ran in the corner. I got a callback but they told me not to bring the cat. There were actor cats (read: very old chill cats) at the callback.
- •Dance in a bikini top? Sure!Also: sip lemonade in a bikini, perch on a rock like a mermaid in a bikini, pretend like you're getting out of a shower in a bikini. I never get these.
- •Improvise a scene with someone who does not appear to have improv ability ? Yup!
- •Kiss a stranger I think gave me mono? Sure!
- •Tap a desk musically while ordering Mcdonald's. If I must!This one made me hate myself
- •Look at your phone, then put it down and "have a thought." You said so!No specifics on said thought
- •Answer some fun questions as yourself!Like: "What's he craziest thing you've done this year?" Ugh
- •Hold someone's baby. You bet!Poor baby
- •SobUm no