1. "Jealous" by Nick Jonas
    I love this song. But dude she's choosing to be with you, chill on the jealousy.
  2. "Habits (stay high)" by Tove Lo
    You have to be high ALL the time to keep him off your mind? You could have some wine and cheese with all your gals. Or curl up with Ben and Jerrys and a romcom. You might be an addict otherwise.
  3. "Whatever you like" by T.I.
    How about just buying your girl something within your means? Or an even crazier idea, winning her over with your personality 😱
  4. "Love in this club" by Usher
    Hate to include this bc I love the song but imagine if you saw people having sex in like a super club 🙊 so dirty
  5. "Oops...I did it again" by Britney Spears
    The person in this song is actually being such a B. Also most Britney songs qualify for this list.
  6. "I wanna be a billionaire" by Travie McCoy and Bruno Mars
    How about being fulfilled and happy? Esp hard bc I love Bruno
  7. Blurred Lines.
    So catchy! So rapey!
    Suggested by @mandi
  8. "Blank Space" by Taylor Swift
    She talks about finding out what a guy likes and doing just that, and being the worst person ever so....