REGRETS RE: XMAS TREE PURCHASE

  1. Finding out I'm not strong enough to carry in a tree by myself
  2. Finding out my boyfriend doesn't want to drive in rush hour to help me carry in said tree
  3. Pine needles everywhere
  4. Cat thinks tree is his new castle
  5. Cat breaks ornaments my parents spent way too much money on
  6. Pine needles still everywhere after I thought I dustbustered them all
  7. Turns out my DustBuster sucks
  8. Ughh I'm gunna have to go through all of this again to get the tree out of here Santa better bring a lot of stuff
  9. Am I Scrooge?
  10. Sharing with every employee at the Xmas tree lot that this is my first tree and none of them caring