WEIRD THINGS I SAY TO MY CAT
Totally fair to judge me
- •Remember when I saved you from the pound?
- •Hey bubba (cat's name is not bubba)
- •You're a little monster aren't you (in a weird flirting voice)
- •You just ate dude
- •What, do you think I'm starving you?
- •Seriously like I'm just gunna forget to feed you?
- •You're a dummy
- •You're an angel on earth
- •You're my roommate
- •Eat that bug