WEIRD THINGS I SAY TO MY CAT

Totally fair to judge me
  1. Remember when I saved you from the pound?
  2. Hey bubba (cat's name is not bubba)
  3. You're a little monster aren't you (in a weird flirting voice)
  4. You just ate dude
  5. What, do you think I'm starving you?
  6. Seriously like I'm just gunna forget to feed you?
  7. You're a dummy
  8. You're an angel on earth
  9. You're my roommate
  10. Eat that bug