1. Does this seat feel warm?
    Can I actually feel the body heat of the previous person that was sitting here?
  2. Ugh, please don't sit next to me, there are 2 million other seats to choose from.
    Why would you choose to sit next to someone when there are so many other single seats yo choose from.
  3. Great, another delay. BIG surprise.
    There is literally always a delay on the train.
  4. Is that person actually sleeping?
    Because if they are they are going to miss their stop.
  5. Who do these children belong to? 🤔
    They are not seated and if they get hurt the train is going out of service.