1. Those who can't farm, farm celery.
  2. Awwww…huggy-hugs.
  3. It has to be official, and it has to be urine.
  4. You couldn't handle my full attention.
  6. I want some man meat!
  7. "A real man makes his own luck." Billy Zane. Titanic.
  8. Nostalgia is truly one of the great human weaknesses. Second only to the neck.
  9. Depressed? Isn't that just a fancy word for feeling bummed out?
  10. No, I disagree. “R” is one of the most menacing of sounds. That’s why they call it murder not ‘muckduck’.
    Suggested by @dmbanthony
  11. I love catching people in the act. That's why I always whip doors open!
    Suggested by @emilypeterson
  12. And it's not like there was the Lone Ranger and Tonto, and Bonto
    Suggested by @angeliaheimsoth
  13. 🎤Learn your rules, learn your rules. If you don't you'll get eaten by a bear. <growl>🎤
    Suggested by @sjc17805
  14. Look, you're a perfectly fine toilet, I'm just an extraordinary piece of crap.
    Suggested by @shreyasaurus