Speaking as a former preschool teacher, let me just offer prayers and positive thoughts to all the teachers of young children who now cannot take them out to the playground
  1. Tip: use putty knives to scrape children from ceiling
    With their energy level, that's exactly where they will be.
  2. Another tip: after lunch, just make the rest of the day naptime.
    They'll need the extra rest for tonight, right?
  3. Thank your lucky stars Halloween falls on a weekend this year.
    The kids can detox from the excessive amounts of sugar on their parents' time instead of yours.