Kid Speak

Share some of your own! Good luck with auto-correct on this one!
  1. For-makos
    Tomatoes-when I was two.
  2. Hot de gog gog
    Oldest son when he was two--he could say "hot" and he could say "dog". But for some reason that is what he called "hot dogs". We still say it sometimes today. He just loves it.
  3. Soakin' cold
    Younger son when he was three--there was "soakin' wet", so why not "soakin' cold"?
  4. Hang-a-burgs
    Hamburgers--youngest sister when she was three.
  5. ixenner
    Air-conditioner - my kids still say it like this some times, lol!
    Suggested by   @inculand
  6. Robblers and Dissingappeared.
    My brother used to say these as substitutes for Robbers and Disappeared.
    Suggested by   @brockbiv
  7. The Lizard of Oz
    i said this probably until i was about 7
    Suggested by   @bisexual
  8. Threeteen and fiveteen
    13 and 15 to my 3 year old
    Suggested by   @ashlee
  9. Mooch and Oose
    How my cousin said "Milk" and "Juice"
    Suggested by   @racytracee
  10. Floorpoose
    My daughter's word for a sleeping bag when she was in preschool. It's a papoose on the floor ❤️
    Suggested by   @ladyprofessor
  11. Fingertoenails
    Suggested by   @alligeeshow
  12. "Amen't"
    My personal contraction for am and not when I was little.
    Suggested by   @daniellesmale