It only makes sense that I would be fluent in The Office. I'm sure I'll add to this as I think of more.
  1. That's what she said.
    I say this when it works…and also when it doesn't.
  2. Second drink.
    It's a real thing.
  3. Cah-NAH-dah.
    Canada. Ala Michael Scott.
  4. Absolutely I do.
    Can't think of a better way to agree to something.
  5. Yeppers.
    Another good way to agree to something.
  6. Congratulations, universe. You win.
    When something unexpected happens.
    The only acceptable way to say "mint chocolate chip".
  8. Those are the rules of Jinx. And they are unflinchingly rigid.
  9. Boom. Roasted.
    But mostly as I accomplish things.