Sounds That Make My Skin Crawl

I don't have many. Teaching preschool for however many years has given me the ability not to notice some sounds.
  1. When clear plastic cutlery squeaks against itself.
    Not the solid white kind. The clear, trying to be fancy kind. I am so desperate not to make it squeak that I have perfected the perfect pincher move to delicately remove a single utensil. Much like playing the game Operation.
  2. Okay, that's it. The only sound I truly cannot stand.
  3. Clear plastic cutlery is banned from our house.