1. Who would ever want a book delivered to their house? Is going to a bookstore that much of an inconvenience?
  2. Why would you ever want a paper tissue? Who would ever blow their nose and just throw it away when you can put it right back in your pocket?
  3. Why would I want my music on a small portable device? I like carrying cd's around. I feel awesome when I do that.
  4. Rent a video and watch it in my home? Really?
  5. A horseless carriage? Just cause you're too lazy to feed your horse doesn't mean the rest of us are.
  6. Flying? Like, in the air? Tell me again how that's better than a train.