HOW TO IDENTIFY A FUCK BOY

obviously from ~exPerieNce~
  1. They give cop out answers
    Nah I'm just gonna have dinner with my family. Not sure where yet.
  2. They take forever to reply
    Last seen: 12:45AM
  3. They somehow have a 2am automated body clock
    So hey babe...you awake?
  4. DO NOT REPLY BECAUSE IT IS A BOOTY CALL
    Unless you're into that
  5. They tell you that you matter
    But you don't. They would rather hang with their boys. No actions whatsoever to prove their ~loyalty~ that you da most important bae
  6. When you ask them out
    Oh I'm not free tomorrow afternoon, but I'm free at night
  7. IF YOU ONLY MEET THEM AT NIGHT SOMETHING IS UP
    I learned this the hard way. A/N: No matter how busy your schedules and how busy you guys are with work, a breakfast or lunch together once a week is ABSOLUTELY FEASIBLE
  8. *cue Drake - The Language*
  9. They disappear
    Congratulations, you've been played gurl
  10. IT'S OKAY
    But it's alright. Now you know better. Go on and believe in love. You'll find someone, I hope.