1. We let them watch "Wheel Of Fortune"
  2. Fries were involved
  3. A cute blonde flirted back (4 year old only)
  4. The improvised cat tunnel was a rousing success
  5. Bubbles
  6. The rolly polly bug didn't die
  7. It's 10pm
  8. They saw a car carrier
  9. Child Services gave us a mulligan
  10. Saw a pirate (happens more often than I ever thought possible)
  11. Got a haircut
  12. Dad got a haircut
  13. The pretty female brunette stranger on the street gave him two bewildered hugs back (4 year old only)
  14. They took a selfie
  15. The talking Yoda doll STILL WORKS!!