MOST FRUSTRATING THINGS TO NOTICE BEHIND A BEAR THAT IS STANDING RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU, PISSED

  1. An open gate and the lock is just sitting on a stool next to it.
  2. A whole basket of salmon.
  3. A park ranger with a tranq gun but he's got head phones on and is looking the other direction, watching the sunset and probably listening to Mazzy Star.
  4. Another bear.
  5. A black hole, but it's closing fast.
  6. A huge shark that definitely wants to eat the bear, but hello... we're in the forest. On land. The shark just kind of writhes and chomps.
  7. A motorcycle. But the keys are in the bear's pocket.