MOST FRUSTRATING THINGS TO NOTICE BEHIND A BEAR THAT IS STANDING RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU, PISSED
- •An open gate and the lock is just sitting on a stool next to it.
- •A whole basket of salmon.
- •A park ranger with a tranq gun but he's got head phones on and is looking the other direction, watching the sunset and probably listening to Mazzy Star.
- •Another bear.
- •A black hole, but it's closing fast.
- •A huge shark that definitely wants to eat the bear, but hello... we're in the forest. On land. The shark just kind of writhes and chomps.
- •A motorcycle. But the keys are in the bear's pocket.