Screenshots I Have on My Phone, Explained
There are perfectly good reasons for all of these. I promise.
- •This dude has my same name, and he wears a dog as a backpack.
- •This is a real Neil Patel testimonial that I thought was totally repugnant so I took a screenshot.
- •Donald Trump came in dead last in Utah's caucus last week. In UTAH'S caucus. Pretty proud of my state.
- •I refuse to swipe away from my home screen so I have a lot of folders. I shared this screenshot with my team to see if they'd judge me. They did.
- •The most OC sign that ever existed (at the Irvine amphitheater)
- •Divers photoshopped on toilet seats. I had to screen grab this. Otherwise I couldn't have texted to all my friends.
- •My friend drew this picture of me.
- •Someone had this magazine delivered to my house. I still have no idea who.