POSSIBLE OUTCOMES THAT I'M CONSIDERING FOR TODAY'S CANADIAN FEDERAL ELECTION

  1. I vote
    For the first time ever.
  2. I don't vote, but I lie and say that I did
    If the politicians can lie, then why can't I?
  3. I don't vote, and I own it
    Honesty is the best policy, after all.
  4. I don't vote, and I get drunk instead
    This option is obviously the most appealing to me.