POSSIBLE OUTCOMES THAT I'M CONSIDERING FOR TODAY'S CANADIAN FEDERAL ELECTION
- •I voteFor the first time ever.
- •I don't vote, but I lie and say that I didIf the politicians can lie, then why can't I?
- •I don't vote, and I own itHonesty is the best policy, after all.
- •I don't vote, and I get drunk insteadThis option is obviously the most appealing to me.