A List of Lists that I Should Definitely Consider Making (to Save Me from Myself)

  1. Ingredients to never put in a smoothie ever again
  2. Proper order of operations for scooping kitty litter
  3. 5 tabs to always close before tweeting a screenshot to my constituents
  4. Cool stunts that my neighbors would agree should probably stay on YouTube
  5. Handy dandy men's room etiquette tips
  6. 7 things I might have heard my boss say to me, but I had my headphones on
  7. Outings my wife doesn't consider date night
  8. Traffic court "gotchas" everyone should know
  9. Telltale signs that's five dollars I'll never see again
  10. 12 household items that can't take the place of toothpaste