Now that American pro sports teams have announced plans to wear ads on their jerseys and pop stars are becoming startup founders, the transitive property holds that MLB teams and musicians will soon merge. Here's what to expect:
  1. Los DesaBarryZitos
  2. O(+> Fielder
  3. The Washington Sen Dogs
  4. Yoenis La Tengo
  5. Odd Future Wolf Gang Killebrew
  6. Mike Trout Mask Replica
  7. Kerry Woodsist
  8. Yaz