THINGS 'THAT GIRL' DOES ON THE SUBWAY (BUT SHOULDN'T)

You know who you are
  1. The never ending hair twirl
  2. The loud music paired with the never ending hair twirl
  3. The 'talk so loud I'm hoping someone hears this' conversation
  4. The 'I deserve a seat but there aren't any' millennial eye roll
  5. The 'I know you are reading this so that's why I'm writing it while you look at my phone' stare
  6. Yea, you. You're twirling your hair and sitting right next to me listening to Michelle Branch aren't you?