Ranking the events of the last 24 hours
You take the good, you take the bad...
- •Party with some of my absolute bestiesUgliest sweater
- •Gift exchange!
- •New cellphoneThe extra cost of this plan sours some of my joy.
- •Going to the Columbus Police Department to file a reportNot as bad as the reason why. ⬇️
- •Getting T-boned on my way to the partyThe entire left side of my car is fucked the fuck up.
- •Mystery abdominal painI don't even want to know what else is wrong.
- •This got grim fast, so here's a cute picture of my buddy CK.