Ranking the events of the last 24 hours

You take the good, you take the bad...
  1. 1.
    Party with some of my absolute besties
    Ugliest sweater
  2. 2.
    Gift exchange!
  3. 3.
    New cellphone
    The extra cost of this plan sours some of my joy.
  4. 4.
    Going to the Columbus Police Department to file a report
    Not as bad as the reason why. ⬇️
  5. 5.
    Getting T-boned on my way to the party
    The entire left side of my car is fucked the fuck up.
  6. 6.
    Mystery abdominal pain
    I don't even want to know what else is wrong.
  7. 7.
    This got grim fast, so here's a cute picture of my buddy CK.
  8. 8.