1. 1.
    Who is that guy? No, that other guy?
  2. 2.
    What is happening?
  3. 3.
    How come they can drop cars out the back of an airplane but I once almost totaled a car in my own backyard?
  4. 4.
    Why aren't all these characters dead?
  5. 5.
    How come we haven't seen The Rock in over 20 minutes that is too long in a movie starring The Rock to not see The Rock?
  6. 6.
    Is that Jason Statham or Vin Diesel and why isn't one of them wearing a hat so I can tell them apart when they're in the same scene?
  7. 7.
    No seriously, what was the plot?
  8. 8.
    UM DID THE ROCK JUST FLEX OUT OF HIS CAST? Why was that weirdly hot?????? But also is his arm, like, healed? Where is his doctor???
  9. 9.
    Are any of them even wearing seatbelts?
  10. 10.
    Why am I 😭?
  11. 11.
    BONUS: Why is The Rock so sweaty?