5 GROSS THINGS ABOUT MAKING YOUR OWN SAUSAGE & 1 THING THAT MAKES IT WORTH IT

My boyfriend has taken to making his own sausage. There are downsides and upsides to this.
  1. 1.
    Ground meat looks questionable.
    Also, you end up having to pick a lot of it out from under your nails when you're done which is gross.
  2. 2.
    Soaking the casings is total nightmare fuel
    Like something straight out of a mad scientist's laboratory.
  3. 3.
    Lubing the spout with oil is like giving the worst handjob ever
    And fitting the casing on the nozzle is like using a slippery and wet XXXXXXXXXL condom.
  4. 4.
    This part looks like a droopy dick pic.
    It's a very phallic process overall tbh. Also, when you push the meat through the grinder air gets trapped inside the machine and it sounds like fart noises.
  5. 5.
    Before you twist the sausage they look like giant poops.
    💩
  6. 6.
    BUT!! In the end!! You have amazing!! Delicious!! Sausage links!!
    TOTALLY #WorthIt 🎉💯🍴🙌 better than store bought AND you get the joy of actually knowing what's in it. Nothing questionable.