1. In case you missed it because the rest of the debate was such a hot mess of toxic masculinity in which the GOP candidates legitimately got into a dick measuring contest...
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  2. At one point, this happened:
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  3. Something small and white appeared on Ted Cruz's upper lip, then his bottom lip, and then HE ATE IT. HE. ATE IT.
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  4. WHAT WAS IT????????