WHAT WAS ON TED CRUZ'S LIP DURING LAST NIGHT'S DEBATE?
- •In case you missed it because the rest of the debate was such a hot mess of toxic masculinity in which the GOP candidates legitimately got into a dick measuring contest...
- •At one point, this happened:
- •Something small and white appeared on Ted Cruz's upper lip, then his bottom lip, and then HE ATE IT. HE. ATE IT.
- •WHAT WAS IT????????