Men in Black 4; feel free to steal my ideas.
  1. Gummy Bears
    Ted convinced me. It's a matter of time before one of those buggers comes to life.
  2. Twinkies
    They can survive a nuclear holocaust. I rest my case.
  3. Spaghetti
    They don't base an entire religion off of a Flying Spaghetti Monster for nothing..
  4. Sushi
    Can't you just imagine one of those rolls unrolling and using the wasabi to attack?
  5. King Cake
  6. Overly giggly jello
    Food should not move..
  7. Anything on a Chinese buffet
    It's all the same color, no one knows exactly what it is, and Chinese restaurants always seem like a a front for organized crime. (Rush Hour)