FOODS THAT COULD BE MISTAKEN AS AN ALIEN

Men in Black 4; feel free to steal my ideas.
  1. 1.
    Gummy Bears
    Ted convinced me. It's a matter of time before one of those buggers comes to life.
  2. 2.
    Twinkies
    They can survive a nuclear holocaust. I rest my case.
  3. 3.
    Spaghetti
    They don't base an entire religion off of a Flying Spaghetti Monster for nothing..
  4. 4.
    Sushi
    Can't you just imagine one of those rolls unrolling and using the wasabi to attack?
  5. 5.
    King Cake
    THERE'S A BABY IN IT
  6. 6.
    Overly giggly jello
    Food should not move..
  7. 7.
    Anything on a Chinese buffet
    It's all the same color, no one knows exactly what it is, and Chinese restaurants always seem like a a front for organized crime. (Rush Hour)