MY RANDOM, TINY LITTLE PHOBIAS

  1. A live goldfish flopping into my mouth while I'm at the dentist and can't get it out
    I had a dream this happened and I haven't stopped thinking about it since
  2. cameras in gas station bathrooms
  3. Falling in a street gutter
  4. Dying from something lame like falling down the stairs
  5. someone from Dallas actually getting inspired by the human centipede movies