What I Wanted to Be Growing Up, Chronologically

  1. A hermit because I have 17 siblings
  2. A monk, but then I found out only men were monks.
  3. A nun because I didn't know what sex was yet.
  4. A teacher because of 2 months off.
  5. A writer
  6. A pop star ( still laughing about this one).
  7. Kind because my environment was cruel.