Things to Say at an Exhibition Opening

  1. Great work.
  2. Interesting?
  3. Where's the bar?
  4. Can I buy one?
  5. Seriously can I buy one?
  6. This is the rub.
  7. I mean it, how much?
  8. I can see what it is you're trying to say.
  9. I can't see what it is you're trying to say
  10. Now that's nailed our zeitgeist